February 2012
1 post
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A robot described the horror of getting a fortune...
October 2011
1 post
July 2011
3 posts
5 tags
A British robot tries out his new rhyme while his...
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Observer Bot 5000X discovers the beauty of the...
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Robo-poetry corner on Friday night.
Poem One: My...
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The HP Rap, rapped by Charles, my British Robot.
March 2011
3 posts
14 tags
Interview with the Eastside Skullfucker, as...
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My robots perform a skit titled: Teen Break...
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My robot recounts his first case of human-like...
February 2011
14 posts
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One of my robots recites my monologue The Trouble...
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Robot’s having a bad time of it lately.
...
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My robots discover Valentine’s Day, Orpheus...
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Smartest Machine on Earth →
The Great Ascension is upon us
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Now this is the kind of angst I can get behind.
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One of our robots started getting a little too...
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One of my robots learns the very human behavior of...
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“My robots, in their effort to become more human, sometimes take artistic license...”
– Carlos Segundo, Director, Roboteer, and Dramatist.
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My robots present to you scene two from my tragic...
spanishleather asked: I just want you to know that I am advertising this journal to everyone. I slip the url in the pockets of my johns behind Denny's, if I'm conscious, and I always remember to rec it on Tumblr Tuesdays.
Kid, I'll make you a star.
Kid, I'll make you a star.
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My robots perform: two condescending Britishers...
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One ring, four robots, and rhymes.
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A few robots discuss the Starbucks Code
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Metal Embrace
If you were a robot, you’d be worthless.
No, I’m sorry, I confused the word.
You’d be priceless.